this is fucking insane holy shit. so many good parts i can't point them all out but this one:
If aliens existed, they would probably say Callie! You objectively wanted her to kiss you, we can read it right here on your face with fancy futuristic expression-analysis technology we have because we are aliens, and we know your secret, we know you want your mother to love you and you're starting to blur the definitions in a way that would make even God vomit, and fuck him, so put your hands up and take me to your leader!
just. my god. this is so good i'm sick
EDIT: I FORGOT TO MENTION. IS THE TITLE A FIRST AID KIT REFERENCE BECAUSE THAT IS A PERFECT SONG FOR THESE TWO AND FOR YELLOWJACKETS. YOUR MINDDDDD
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